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Post by blackjack on Jan 5, 2010 20:21:58 GMT -6
HI! this is where all the wonka family come and talks! (only wonka's plz but dont worry it is easier to become a member of the family! just tell us!)
Hi my name is Willow Wonka! you can just call me Willow tho. Welcome to the Factory! And Welcome to the Wonka Family!
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Post by LotusCalm! on Jan 6, 2010 8:25:15 GMT -6
Wilma walked in. "Willow!" She shouted. "I found you! Something terrible happened. Willy? Where are you?!"
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Post by blackjack on Jan 6, 2010 14:33:10 GMT -6
"i dont know where he is. WHats the matter? what happend? " willow said
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Post by LotusCalm! on Jan 6, 2010 18:47:36 GMT -6
"A spy for a rival chocolate company hired an Oompa Loompa that's enemies with OUR Oompa Loomas. We have to figure out who it is!"
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Post by blackjack on Jan 6, 2010 19:04:56 GMT -6
"That's terrible! But don't we have that secret Oompa Loompa song they could sing?" Said Willow
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Post by LotusCalm! on Jan 6, 2010 19:20:20 GMT -6
"This Oopma Loompa knows everything about our ways," Wilma said sadly.
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Post by blackjack on Jan 6, 2010 19:22:52 GMT -6
"Well that helps. that means he has been with us for a while. so we just pick out the ones that are new." she said
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Post by LotusCalm! on Jan 6, 2010 19:33:48 GMT -6
Wilma sighed. "If only it were that easy. The only reason we know that there's a spy here is because we saw something n a security camera. We didn't see exactly what happened, just the silhouette of an Oompa Loompa."
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Post by Oh, great Cracker! on Jan 6, 2010 19:45:16 GMT -6
Like the creeper he was, Willy stood nearby, yet out of sight, and listened to the other two 'Wonka's' talk. He smirked and scratched his chin as he listened to their ideas on how to decipher the bad Oompa Loompa from the good ones. And, of course, he had an idea of his own.
So, he gracefully spun around, revealing himself from his hiding space. He strode over to the pair, and dramatically announced, "Neither of you have the right ideas! Wrong, so wrong! Don't you know that there is only one way to sort this out?" He said, flailing his arms a bit for effect.
He smirked, resting his chin in his hand, and looked from one to the other multiple times before he threw that same hand forward with one finger pointed. "I interview them, of course. All of them. Every Oompa Loompa. What for, you ask? Because, I've taught them to never lie! And I know when an Oompa Loompa lies. How do I know? Because they don't lie. You see? It makes sense."
He wasn't at all aware that his explanation wasn't really sufficient, but in his own mind he knew what he was talking about. After all, he had worked with those strange creatures for years, so he knew their personalities quite well.
Willy looked to the other two Wonkas now, waiting eagerly for their responses. Mostly, he just wanted praise for his idea. He loved compliments more than anything else in the world. Even more than chocolate.
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Post by blackjack on Jan 6, 2010 20:26:11 GMT -6
willow wonka looked cunfused
"I dont get it." she said
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Post by LotusCalm! on Jan 7, 2010 18:39:42 GMT -6
Wilma sighed. "But you see, that doesn't work! This isn't one of our Oompa Loompas. It's a completely different kind. He or she is prepared to lie. They WILL lie, for the cocoa beans that they will be payed." She smirked, because she knew Willy would be expecting praise. (Blackjack, the posts look great. But can you try to capitalize names and stuff?
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Post by Oh, great Cracker! on Jan 7, 2010 18:47:09 GMT -6
Expression dropping, Willy shook his head. "You don't get it. Of course not, why would I expect those of such little intelligence to understand my genius?" He laughed at his own joke, though it wasn't really meant to be funny to anyone else.
He pointed his finger out again toward the two. "I just told you. The Oompa Loompas don't lie. The fake one will lie. And that is exactly how we can tell."
With a slightly dramatic turn away from them, he continued. "Because it would be the different mannerism we get from that Oompa Loompa that would give away his lie, and we could throw him out. You see now?"
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Post by LotusCalm! on Jan 7, 2010 18:54:30 GMT -6
Wilma raised an eyebrow. "You call me unintelligent and then you forget how many digits of pi I can recite."
"Now, about the Oompa Loompas. That may work, but there's about a 44.59786% chance that it won't." She raised her eyebrows. "That's pretty big if you're depending on it."
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Post by blackjack on Jan 7, 2010 20:06:54 GMT -6
"Yea and there are like i dont know 50 ompa loompa's at least" Willow pointed out
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Post by LotusCalm! on Jan 9, 2010 15:29:28 GMT -6
Wilma nodded. "Probably more than that... Willy, how many Oompa Loompas are there?"
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